An interesting conversation between my Mind and my Stomach... Enjoy!

Mind: Its 6:15 pm, u r free now. Time for yoga and meditation.

Stomach: wait! What? Are you f****** serious dude. M hungry!

Mind: you are hungry after every two hours. What can i expect from you, you tummy!

Stomach: Whatever!

Mind: No not there. thats a street hot dog loaded with all sorts of germs!

Stomach: Dont worry I have juices with 7.6 pH. so i will burn them to ashes.

Mind: C'mmon you are Food Safety Officer, what will others think if they saw you eating street food.

Stomach: Who is Food Safety Officer?

Mind: YOU!

Stomach: Food Safety Officer dies once he lives office. So stop bugging me.

Mind: But think of your size. Our parents are looking girls for you to get married. Who will marry to a fat government fix salaried guy?

Stomach: Well i know Adnan Sami and he is fat and he is married and he is successful. You also know Ram Kapoor Right?

Mind: Phew... You are impossible. You are slave of your desire to eat. You will never care for rest of the body. So selfish you are!

Stomach: Will you stop cribbing? Will you allow me to enjoy cheese burger?

Mind: If you will not stop eating outside food, your thoughts will go haywire.

Stomach: Dude thinking is your job, not mine! So mind your business!

Mind: Because of you eating all nonsense junk, I have to keep processing the tsunami of thoughts, please have some pity on me! 

Stomach: I m done with Cheese hot dog! Who are you talking to?

BURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!